Friday Thinking Joke: Embarrassing

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Headscratchin' Hospital Huff and TIGGGER01

USA Today wants everyone to know: the uninsured pay nearly three times more for hospital services than health insurers pay for the same services. The paper posted this article online in a format that allows reader comments. Lucky for us all, one has come in from TIGGGER01 that reads "They are adjusting for what the illegals use and are not charged, someone has got to pay for their free ride."

Now which part should make us scratch our heads more, the finding or the comment?

Darned illegals...power-wielding insurers...bureaucratic hospitals...mutter, mutter, muttter. Wait, hold the phone. "They" is us. We are them. TIGGER01's "someone" would also be each one of us (after all, what we pay for what we get in the health care system borders on what should be illegal).

Makes all of us at the Hotel wonder...would we like to create more convenient and myopic rationalizations, or might we like to think a little more about the situation, how the system works (or fails to) and how we can make it better?

Either way, you've got to love participatory journalism.

Health Care Going to the Dogs

Literally. The Associated Press ran this article about pet owners spending big bucks for extensive cancer and diabetes treatment. As part of its slice-of-life reporting, it contains a detailed anecdote about a dog named Brownie's visit with his owner to Burger King for a fish sandwich. Brownie just had his blood sugar taken that morning, and has been medicated in recent months for diabetes, infections and high blood pressure. He's was having the fish that day because his "finicky gut...rebels at red meat."

"We give them too much food. We don't exercise them as much as we can," noted Georgette Wilson, who works for a division of Pfizer. Do tell? Is this a lucky dog, or a dog that's been acculturated in a very unfortunate way?

What happened to a pet being the incentive for the humans to be more active, connected and involved in life and the community? Apparently even this basic approach has gone to the dogs.

Friday Thinking Joke: Seeing the Light

It's late at night. A man is on all fours underneath a street lamp, searching for something. A policeman happens on the scene and asks the clearly drunken man what he is doing. "Looking for my keys," answers the man. The policeman scans the area, seeing nothing and asks "did you drop them here?" "No," the reply comes back, "I dropped them in the alley."

The cop is both bemused and baffled. The drunk only registers the baffled part, and explains, "but the light is much better here."

An apt tale to reflect upon for those who are stumbling drunken down the alley of health care reform and thinking that the keys to making improvement will be right where the light is shining.

The Leak Under the Sink

This past weekend was the third installment of "the leak under the sink," an issue I had called a professional repairman to fix (didn't work) and then surely 'fixed' myself last week. Not so. Turns out that all the parts below the sink are interconnected. Simply remounting the disposal that inexplicably fell last weekend wasn't enough. The drain the disposal connected to had a problem, and the pipes and their fittings had all been disturbed by last week's trauma in measurable ways. Measurable, that is, in ounces of water that had accumulated in the under-sink cabinet. Hmm.

Have you already guessed that I might see this as an analogy for the health care system? Without a setup that contains the entire flow, we end up with a trickle, a leak, and ultimately a mess that someone's going to have to clean up or pay to clean up. Attending to one part doesn't get the entire thing to perform right. It sure as heck matters how much water flows in and what's going down the drain with it. Each piece has to be able to deal with what's thrown at it.

Once something does happen, I learned the hard way that it is a whole lot better to take the entire system completely apart, examine the flaws, and then start all over again - some new parts, some old, some different - to build a system that meets the current need and keeps me from coming back in the future to do it again (like next weekend).

Next time you're thinking about health care reform, remember my leak under the sink.

Microsoft on Microsoft Crime

I can't help but laugh when Bill Gates' programs don't get along. I came to work this morning to find this message: "To help protect your computer, Windows has closed this program." Not so funny you say? Funny to me, because the program that was forced to close by Microsoft Windows was itself a program from - you guessed it - Microsoft Corporation.

Hey, Softies. Yeah, you guys in Redmond. The ones who squandered the world's largest market cap and who probably still have more cash on the balance sheet than you should. Is this the 21st century version of GM's planned obsolescence?

I'm convince that there would be one quarter to one third as many tech support staff if we all had Macs. And likely a lot less road rage.

What's the point of this? Perhaps that we all need to take a look at what's in conflict in our lives and the places in which we live and really be honest with each other about making better choices that are good for ALL of us. Because in the end we all pay one way or another. Take the example of health care in Arizona. 20% of us don't have insurance. Not because we're lazy and don't want to work, but because it is out of reach of a family of four with a $60,000 household income. These citizens may even be working harder to practice healthy living than the rest of us just to stay out of the system. What is a fact, however, is that their treatment is much more expensive and much less likely to avoid chronic illness when they do enter the health care system at the local emergency room.

The costs come out of all of our pockets, reducing our GDP, bogging down our hospitals and, worst of all, clouding our perception of the root cause that requires attention. Don't be fooled. We can do better, without embracing any of the knee-jerk reactions that have been offered in the past. The track record on these is also clear. Not much has changed in decades.

That goes for Microsoft too.